Monday, April 30, 2007

The Chaos of Contraceptives

A community college was closed after officials found a mysterious package in the building.

Pandemonium ensued as classes were closed, students fled, cats chased dogs, the tap water turned red, and the Dairy Queen ran out of M&M's!

The bomb squad came in and gingerly opened the box, trying to remember if it was the red wire, or the blue wire that should be cut. What if they used green wire?!?

The box opened, and they slowly looked inside. There were no wires, no biochemicals, no swarm of locust. Just 500 condoms.

500 condoms. All that commotion for 500 condoms.

Maybe some people really should just stick to abstinence.

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