Friday, April 27, 2007

Woman uses Cancer for Cash!

Police report a woman who raked in $20,000 dollars by claiming she had liver cancer. She is now facing charges of fraud. Faking cancer makes Baby Jesus cry... and spit up a little.

When I had the C-bomb, I think I brought in about $5,000 through donations and feel sorry for me dinners. I was 15, so I could only dream of spending it on comic books and tittly-winks. Thank you mother for making me start a line of credit instead. Now I can borrow the money for $5,000 worth of comics :-)

Seriously though, we should just give this woman a Strontium-90 bagel and leave her to learn her lesson.

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