Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Miss America fights crime... by pretending to be a 14 year old hussy

Miss America, Lauren Nelson, joined forces with "America's Most Wanted" to help trap online predators.

Meanwhile Tara Conner, Miss USA, is in rehab for being... a stupid hussy. I gave this girl the benefit of the doubt when Trump defended her mischievous antics. Then I saw the pictures.

No doubt about it, she's a hussy!

"America" should teach "USA" a lesson on how to wield the powers of slut-itude for the use of good... and help lock up more of our dirty old men.

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